Life has been a little crazy for me in the past 24 hours.
And it’s going to be a little crazy in the next 24 hours too.
But oddly, that’s how I like it. Crazy.
FLASH BACKWARD
Wednesday, December 17th
Babysitting: 3-7:30PM, Central Park East (school pick up) & UWS (home)
Little girls stop in park and won’t continue walking. Sammy has to coax them to even let her lift them and carry them about 100 yards across the park. Her arms are aching. And she’s wearing uncomfortable Steve Madden boots.
NOTE: Never wear stylish clothing while babysitting. Especially when babysitting these 4-and-5-year-old girls with a sweetly-veiled vengeance for occasionally making your life a living hell.
Pow Wow with Darla, 8 – 11:40 (Chelsea @ 23rd/8th Ave)
Review of one-sheeter for SDS [newly named “Sassy & Sustainable”] adventures
Edit, cut, copy, paste. Edit edit edit. Talk talk talk. Lots of hand gestures. A few yawns.
Feeling good.
11:40-12:30PM, 1 & 2,3 trains headed Uptown
An hour trek to Harlem. Gagh.
1AM
Bed
Friday, December 18th, East Harlem
6:30AM, awake.
Coffee. Oatmeal. Check email.
Outfit for meeting with Marie Claire. WHAT TO WEAR?!
Decide on outfit for Marie Claire. Looking fabulous.
Hit the subway at 7:50AM. Slated to meet Darla by 8:15 at Hearst Tower neighboring Kinkos to print out one-pager for Sassy & Sustainable meeting with Marie Claire.
8:10-9AM, Midtown West @ 57th St & 8th Ave
Print at Kinkos. Get coffee at Lenny’s.
Review. Challenge. Expand. Get excited. Adrenaline! Endorphins!
Slightly tired.
9:15AM, Hearst Tower
Check in at Hearst Tower. Almost put barcode sticker on my jacket, but security guard stops me. It’s to use at the turnstyle to check in.
“I used to work here,” I say with attitude.
It’s my excuse for being an idiot and not understanding guest procedures since I never used to be one.
9:15AM – 10:15AM, Hearst Tower Cafeteria, 3rd floor
Darla & Sammy ——-> SDS meet with Diana Vilibert of Marieclaire.com
One-pagers in front of us. We hit it. And we hit it with wit, style & grace — because we’re both more than just a pretty face.
Boo-yah.
10:15AM, Foyer of 3rd floor by Hearst Tower escalator
Run into my first Hearst friend. Travel with her to 10th floor.
10:15AM-10:30AM
Run in with more Hearst colleagues. Ugh. This is awkward.
10:30AM
Leave Hearst.
11AM
Arrive in Spanish Harlem. Find car at 118th & 3rd Avenue, that I have no checked on for two days, unharmed and OK. Phew.
11AM-11:30AM
Move car for street cleaning purposes
11:30AM-1:10PM
Blog, blog, blog, blog.
Throw all of my clothes on the floor of my room [see below] to grab hangers for Jenna Arnold’s holiday party, that I will be catering tonight.
MY ROOM IS A MESS!

After babysitting my UWS children. Who now say that my “job” when I “grow up” [I’m seriously quoting them here] is to be a “babysitter.”
OMG.
1:10-1:40PM
Frantically get on the 6 train to head to Bleeker Street to meet with Hearst colleague at UGO.com: gamers, gadgets & girls.
LATE, I meet him at the proposed cafe. He’s not there. Give him a call — he’s running late, too.
Phew. Thank goodness for the “15 minute window” of NYC time.
We meet at UGO offices [that are pretty sweet, and you gotta love SoHo along Broadway]. Talk about my past few weeks, my sort-of-life-goals, and a possible freelance job at UGO for the month of January.
YES. I enthusiastically reply. I could get into editing stories about Modern Warcraft 2.
2:35PM, Bleecker & Lafayette
Get on the slowest train in the CITY, the B train, to bring me back to UWS. Where the children have been all day because the water at their school wasn’t working, and so the parents had to stay home and watch them until my arrival because I couldn’t come any earlier.
Opps. Guess babysitting really isn’t my full-time gig, right?
3:05PM, UWS arrival
I’m there. Ready to play until 5:30, when the children’s father arrives home to relieve me of my duties early to go cater for Darla’s sort-of-but-yes-really sister’s holiday party. Jenna, the creative mind behind MTV’s Exiled. Yes. I’m serious.
Need evidence? Her apartment at 23rd & 8th had a staircase in it.
6:15PM, arrival to party location, Chelsea
Change into LBD, heels, and get my cutting on. And more cutting on. And carrying on. And charisma on. And all those important C’s that go along with the “C” of Catering.
It’s a long — but awesome — evening. I don’t know who I rubbed shoulders with [I mean literally, I was the caterer, I couldn’t help but bump into just about everyone as I cleared plates and dishes]. I heard a lot of political talk [Jenna’s boyfriend previously worked on the Obama campaign — word up!]. And I also heard some gossip [like, about cheating husbands and their wives] since I was uh, the caterer who is technically the fly on the wall. Good stuff.
2AM
Become very tired. Heels hurting badly. Back … ouch.
Catering full time? Hmm. Like babysitting, not sure if it’s my dream job.
But I did get the chance to talk about vintage to the very nice military man who lived next door to Jenna. He arrived home that very day – from studying in Grenada, a small island in the South Caribbean about 100 miles from the Valenzuela coast. And Jenna had Skyped him — through his real estate agent — so ask if we could use his apartment’s kitchen. Seriously.
I was running between two apartments all night. It was awesome.
Anyway, nice military man was in his 40s, and here I am in a LBD running to and fro and making a proper mess in his kitchen. Oy vey. What do you think I thought when he said, “And here I have a sexy woman cleaning my kitchen floor? This must be a fetish, I think”
Oy vey!
But no worries, nothing between an exhausted 20-something and a man in uniform hitting his mid 40s.
Life is funny, though.
2:15AM, Jenna’s living room
Toast with the remaining late nighters. I think some of them were equity bankers. I’m not really sure. But we played Coldplay and toasted life. It was pretty beautiful.
2:30AM, arrival home, East Harlem
You mean my apartment doesn’t have a staircase or cost $5,000+ a month to rent?
Psh.
FLASH PRESENT & FORWARD
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18th
Here I am. It’s Friday. And it’s 10:38AM.
9:30AM, wake up
Coffee, coffee, coffee, COFFEE.
NOW, East Harlem
Blogging.
NOON
Picking up my UWS children from their early dismissal at school.
NOON – 6PM
Pretending I am a giant with said UWS children. We’ve moved onto “pretend.” When I get bored with “pretend,” I show them Looney Tunes on their parents computer. They’ve never seen Yosemite Sam — I’M SERIOUS!!! — so I introduced them to the slightly negative influences of 1950s Saturday morning cartoons.
Shh. Just don’t tell their parents.
6PM-9PM
Comment moderation for an entirely different age group – teens – on Girlslife.com
I don’t even want to get into that one. Another day, another blog.
9PM - ?
A networking event with my girls over at The Pink Brick House. Lots of support heading their way. Just wish I could make it at the start time of 8PM.
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19th
My brother’s birthday! My girl Tammy’s birthday!
11:30AM, Midtown
Lunch @ Bergdorf’s with my new girl crush, Greta of Greta Girl Guide.
We’re going to talk about sustainable & ethical fashion while sipping bellinis, I think.
Can’t.freakin’.wait.
1-5PM, any random cafe I can find with free internet in midtown
Comment moderation for Girlslife.com
5PM-7PM
Running to my storage space to organize & get a vintage get-up for my friend at Always Order Dessert’s vintage 1963-themed [year of Mad Men!] holiday party in Sugarhill, Harlem.
Should I dress like Joan from Mad Men?
7PM-11PM
11PM-1AM
Drive to Philadelphia [or more appropriately, Huntingdon Valley] to arrive at Darla’s abode, The Creek, to pow wow the next day.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20th
Pow wow pow wow pow wow pow wow
Woah. Say “pow wow” a few times really fast. Bet ‘cha can’t do it.
MONDAY-TUESDAY-WEDNESDAY
You don’t even wanna know what’s lined up in my sched.
Bet you can’t do my life like me.
I’m beginning to wonder if even I can! BIG BREATH.
FLASH FORWARD
How many more days until Christmas, again?
If you don’t hear from me until after the holiday … just email me for the latest deets!
XO
SD





































